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A new worker who was also a high-school football star bragged that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He particularly liked to tease the oldest workers on the job. One of them, nearing retirement, had had enough.

“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said to the young man. “I’ll bet a week’s pay I can haul something in a wheelbarrow out to the street that you can’t wheel back.”

“You’re on, old man!” the boy replied. “Let’s see what you got.”

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow handles. He nodded to the crew. “Alright” he said, “hop in.”

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